LYLE: EARS
ALL-U-CAN-EAT (copraphagia)
(SHAFT)
From the "Enjoy The Ride" EP. Released 1997.
This is a story about a society of people that thrives on lies
And the truth is a fucking plague
It's like a buffet of bull-shit
Look at the fools in line
I think I'll give them something to chew on
They bit off too much this time
Fuck you, worthless piece-of-shit nothing!
So, do you fit the bill?
I'm sick of living with losers
Why don't you just do what you will?
You could be a god...
or you could be a dick
I'm tired of fucking assholes
You pussies make me sick
I'd rather hang out with gods
than a bunch of worthless fucks
Get off your lazy asses
There's no such thing as luck
Live your dream
but get out the hammer and nails
You want it? You have to build it.
They won't give you shit. Hell!
This ain't no damn vacation
You can rest when it's deserved
Right now, get your ass to work
There's hungry people to be served
Serve your self
It's all-u-can eat
Serve your self
It's all-u-can eat
We'll never be hungry again
Feed your self
all you can eat
Do you get it?
Are you stupid, or what?
If you're not gonna eat this shit
I'll shove it up your butt
You put it on your plate
and you know that healthy shit floats
So if all you got was crap
Gonna shove it down your throats
Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but, you see, there's a party going on somewhere and I'm trying to find someone that's there and I was wondering if you might know where it's at,..
Oh. So this is it?
This is the party I've heard so much about... I see,.. and these must be your friends, great,.. Hi. Nice to meet you,.. uh, huh,..
Umm... there doesn't seem to be anything to eat here
and I don't see any drinks, either
Hey man, this party sucks!
No one seems to be having any fun.
What do you mean that's life?
You call this living?
If this is your life
then your life sucks
and if your life sucks
I'm crashing the party
You brought me here
I'm getting off
Birth by invitation
So stand in your corner and scoff
I'm gonna party until I puke,..
Gonna live until I die
You can just stand there starving
I'll eat your piece of the pie, too
Serve your self
is all-u-can eat
Feed your self
all you can eat